Damn it, I need a vacation

Yes friends, I know you will tell me that indeed, I am always saying that I need a vacation. And that in actuality, I take more vacations than the average person. However, it's been more than 6 months since I've been anywhere (Vegas doesn't count). Besides just being tired of working, I've been suffering from random old people diseases and thus believe I deserve to have a vacation at this point. I've had gout and shingles, and now have been itching & suffering from pityriasis rosea. As mother said to me, "I thought only old white people got that disease." Well mom, "All of those white people in our ancestry, here's their genetic contribution to my bloodline." So yes, at this point I can officially say that I am sick and tired.